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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

Post by ozzym8 on August 19th 2011, 6:54 am

WAILORD wrote:
jooseizon SENRYAKU wrote:
反魂蝶 wrote:Make your life easier by making it pwn x ari.
ahahhahahaha
I CAME

I didn't.
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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

Post by Steveoebi on August 19th 2011, 7:03 am

IT'S DONE!

AN: stop flaming ok! I dntn red all da boox! dis is frum da movie ok so itz nut my folt if dumbeldor swers! besuizds I SED HE HAD A HEDACHE! and da reson snap dosent lik harry now is coz hes christian and vampire is a satanist! MCR ROX!

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I was so mad and sad. I couldn’t believe Draco for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Draco.

Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn’t have a nose (basically like Voldemort in the movie) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn’t gothic. It was…… Voldemort!

“No!” I shouted in a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted “Imperius!” and I couldn’t run away.

“Crookshanks!” I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped.

“Ebony.” he yelled. “Thou must kill Vampire Potter!”

I thought about Vampire and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that Draco had said I didn’t understand, so I thought, what if Draco went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up?

“No, Voldemort!” I shouted back.

Voldemort gave me a gun. “No! Please!” I begged.

“Thou must!” he yelled. “If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Draco!”

“How did you know?” I asked in a surprised way.

Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. “I hath telekinesis.” he answered cruelly. “And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!” he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.

I was so scared and mad I didn’t know what to do. Suddenly Draco came into the woods.

“Draco!” I said. “Hi!”

“Hi.” he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Joel Madden and Gerard Way.

“Are you okay?” I asked.

“No.” he answered.

“I’m sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me.” I expelled.

“That’s okay.” he said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together making out.




Mkay, that's it until I get back Monday. Then it'll be Ari x Baka. Should be interesting to see what's suggested next when I come back.


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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

Post by Vince on August 19th 2011, 7:38 am

Read first sentence, had to walk away from laughing to much and get something to drink. Come back and finish the story, and am in pain from laughing to much...
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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

Post by Icky Sticky Love on August 19th 2011, 10:38 am

This thread is a demon.
Kill it.
With fire.
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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

Post by Iggor on August 19th 2011, 10:44 am

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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

Post by Nowaru on August 19th 2011, 12:45 pm

Coxmuncher wrote:
Miku wrote:Getting out of hand already.

Yawn.
Why haven't you thought of a pair yet?

Because I'm too lazy to think of something like that when I'm more worried about getting 1 million points.

Oh yeah, and college is starting the week after next week.
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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

Post by cluduswaffles on August 19th 2011, 1:02 pm

Before: =0

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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

Post by le reddit maymays on August 19th 2011, 1:04 pm

Enalis x El1x.

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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

Post by Redivivus on August 19th 2011, 1:11 pm

Fuck The World wrote:Enalis x El1x.
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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

Post by Icky Sticky Love on August 19th 2011, 1:30 pm

Hazerath x likehome
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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

Post by redeyesultim on August 19th 2011, 1:41 pm

HONORABRE CHAIRMAN wrote:Hazerath x likehome
lulz, make it a 3some and add moose your most beloved friend.
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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

Post by Icky Sticky Love on August 19th 2011, 1:48 pm

WAILORD wrote:
HONORABRE CHAIRMAN wrote:Hazerath x likehome
lulz, make it a 3some and add moose your most beloved friend.
Moose
Haz
likehome

Fuck the 3some, I'd nuke the bed.
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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

Post by SF-Pantsu on August 19th 2011, 2:09 pm

Holy Hell this is creepy.
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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

Post by 1Pantsu on August 19th 2011, 2:58 pm

Haz x MM
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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

Post by ozzym8 on August 19th 2011, 5:09 pm

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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

Post by Lenfried on August 19th 2011, 5:57 pm

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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

Post by RainbowPantsu on August 20th 2011, 3:48 am

Banana x Frosty
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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

Post by Nett[le]s on August 20th 2011, 3:52 am

Where's fr0sty been?
He's still MAJ4 which means he hasn't been online anytime in the near past.
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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

Post by RainbowPantsu on August 20th 2011, 3:55 am

I havent seen fr0sty since like 2 weeks after starting noob troop.
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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

Post by Iggor on August 20th 2011, 5:27 am

jooseizon SENRYAKU wrote:Where's fr0sty been?
He's still MAJ4 which means he hasn't been online anytime in the near past.
Me and Noy saw him couple weeks ago but in an alt.
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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

Post by ozzym8 on August 20th 2011, 6:34 am

RainbowPantsu wrote:Banana x Frosty
that is out of the question
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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

Post by RainbowPantsu on August 20th 2011, 1:51 pm

fwendo'12ach wrote:
RainbowPantsu wrote:Banana x Frosty
that is out of the question
Nothing is ever out the question.

Eshaan x Cookie?
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Post by Redivivus on August 20th 2011, 3:43 pm

Coxmuncher wrote:"Fuck you and your perm ghillie."
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