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Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

Post by Steveoebi on August 17th 2011, 12:59 pm

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Last x Kips

Chapter 1.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

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Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Ebony!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!

“What’s up Draco?” I asked.

“Nothing.” he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!
Red x Red

Chapter 2.

AN: Fangz 2 bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok!

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The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.

My friend, Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)

“OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!” she said excitedly.

“Yeah? So?” I said, blushing.

“Do you like Draco?” she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.

“No I so fucking don’t!” I shouted.

“Yeah right!” she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me.

“Hi.” he said.

“Hi.” I replied flirtily.

“Guess what.” he said.

“What?” I asked.

“Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade.” he told me.

“Oh. My. Fucking. God!” I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.

“Well…. do you want to go with me?” he asked.

I gasped.



Pwn x Raptor.

Whenever Pwn gets a headshot you'll never look at it the same way again...

"Come on in" Raptor invited Pwn into his home. "You can use my room until your dorms are ready" "Thanks" Pwn said stepping in and looking around the house. "Let me show you where you'll be sleeping." Raptor said with a greeting smile. "It's rather small" Pwn said examining Raptor's penis room. "Yeah there's not a lot to do with this much space, but maybe you could show me some of your magnum game play." Raptor chuckled to himself. "Sure, where's your comp?" Pwn said looking around the room.

Raptor closing and locking the door. "Not that kind of game play." grinned as he approached Pwn. "I meant this super magnum." As Raptor slid his hand down Pwn's pants. "Oh it's not a Super Magnum." "Oh?" "It's a Jamal Johnson Black Magnum!" Pwn boasted as he pulled down his pants. Raptor blushed "Oh my, you may not sound black anymore, but some things didn't change." Raptor exclaimed as went down on his knees and began to polished Pwn's 'barrel'.

As Pwn pats Raptor on the head and pants "Simon, call me El1x." Raptor surprised but manages to say "Okay, El1x" while Pwn headshots Raptor with his Brack Magnum. "Come on Pwn! Show me what you've practiced in wagl pubs!" While Pwn continues 'hard scoping' Raptor. "I feel it coming!" As Pwn grips Raptor's hair. "Get de_stroyed." Pwn moans just before he fires his Brack Magnum while Raptor tanks the headshot. "Welcome to New York, Pwn. We'll be doing this a lot more often. Also Pwn..." "What?" "Fuck you and your perm ghillie."

niggers tongue my anus x Princess Baka Shout out to Ray for pitching a few ideas that got in.

AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony’s name is ENOBY nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!

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“DRACO!” I shouted. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”

Draco didn’t answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.

“What the fucking hell?” I asked angrily.

“Ebony?” he asked.

“What?” I snapped.

Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.

And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!

Chapter 5.

AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!

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Dumbledore made and Draco and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.

“You ludacris fools!” he shouted.

I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry.

“They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!” he yelled in a furious voice.

“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Professor McGonagall.

“How dare you?” demanded Professor Snape.

And then Draco shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!”

Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said. “Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms.”

Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.

“Are you okay, Ebony?” Draco asked me gently.

“Yeah I guess.” I lied. I went to the girl’s dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out….

Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing ‘I just wanna live’ by Good Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn’t supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.

Finest x blek peepl

AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Evony isn’t a Marie Sue ok she isn’t perfect SHES A SATANITS! n she has problemz shes depressed 4 godz sake!

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Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door. Then…………

We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy’s thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)

“Oh Draco, Draco!” I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco’s arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words………… Vampire!

I was so angry.

“You bastard!” I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.

“No! No! But you don’t understand!” Draco pleaded. But I knew too much.

“No, you fucking idiot!” I shouted. “You probably have AIDs anyway!”

I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire’s classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people.

“VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” I yelled.

Choose your destiny!

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Naggers


SKIPPY X SOME FAGGOT

AN: stop flassing ok! if u do den u r a prep!

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Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.

“Ebony, it’s not what you think!” Draco screamed sadly.

My friend B’loody Mary Smith smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Hermione was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. )

“What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!” Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.

“Vampire, I can’t believe you cheated on me with Draco!” I shouted at him.

Everyone gasped.

I don’t know why Ebony was so mad at me. I had went out with Vampire (I’m bi and so is Ebony) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)

“But I’m not going out with Draco anymore!” said Vampire.

“Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!” I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears.
Fin.


Could add more or just add different stories onto this like.
Vince x Erik
Erik x Vince
Vince x Erik x Vince x Erik
Herp x Derp x Hurr x Durrr

I miss Erik.


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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

Post by Iggor on August 17th 2011, 1:00 pm

dats...
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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

Post by Steveoebi on August 17th 2011, 1:06 pm

Iggers wrote:dats...
hawt? I know.
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Post by le reddit maymays on August 17th 2011, 1:08 pm

I'm scared.

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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

Post by Icky Sticky Love on August 17th 2011, 1:11 pm

What the fucking...
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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

Post by Steveoebi on August 17th 2011, 1:15 pm

HONORABRE CHAIRMAN wrote:What the fucking...
I know it's exhausting. I'll give you some time to process.
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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

Post by UnamedPlayer on August 17th 2011, 1:18 pm

Lol.

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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

Post by Vince on August 17th 2011, 1:19 pm

I like the options for the different stories....
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Post by Alkasirn on August 17th 2011, 1:20 pm

I haven't been this turned on since that spidorsh thread.
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Post by Elk on August 17th 2011, 1:20 pm

Wait, did I stumble into Omegle?
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Post by AkaiTenshi on August 17th 2011, 1:21 pm

Iggers wrote:dats...
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Post by Lenfried on August 17th 2011, 1:34 pm

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Post by Baka on August 17th 2011, 1:40 pm

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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

Post by Steveoebi on August 17th 2011, 1:46 pm

Vince wrote:I like the options for the different stories....
K, I'll write that along with Iggy x Red and Pwn x Raptor.
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Post by Yuki on August 17th 2011, 2:01 pm

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Post by Nett[le]s on August 17th 2011, 2:36 pm

Sticky?
no pun intended
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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

Post by Nett[le]s on August 17th 2011, 3:00 pm

Erik wrote:
That's no boner, it's a robot.
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Post by Steveoebi on August 17th 2011, 3:04 pm

jooseizon SENRYAKU wrote:
Erik wrote:
That's no boner, it's a robot.
But it shits out people so I'd still classify it as a weird boner.
Now why haven't I done Erik x Vince yet?
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Post by Steveoebi on August 17th 2011, 3:37 pm

Awww yeah, poll up.
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Post by 1Pantsu on August 17th 2011, 4:46 pm

so Kips is a tsundere. it all makes sense now.
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Post by Steveoebi on August 17th 2011, 4:49 pm

1Pantsu wrote:so Kips is a tsundere. it all makes sense now.
I thought no one else could see it! Yay! Very Happy
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Re: Steve's Delicious Stories of True Events.

Post by Ari on August 17th 2011, 4:53 pm

No

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Post by le reddit maymays on August 17th 2011, 4:54 pm

1Pantsu wrote:so Kips is a tsundere. it all makes sense now.

I've said I am previously.

This is news how?

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Post by Steveoebi on August 17th 2011, 5:49 pm

Shit is interesintg it's been tied with Vince x Erik and Pwn x Raptor.
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