I'm a Jehovah's witness here to spread to good news! (My Omegle Trolling Project)

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I'm a Jehovah's witness here to spread to good news! (My Omegle Trolling Project)

Post by Erik on August 10th 2011, 2:28 am

Well, off the internet in some far away land called the "real" world there are funny guys who knock on your door asking if you have "HEARD THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST?"

This is usually followed by a slam of the door. I wanted to see if I could "save" people on the internet with Omegle.

First attempt. He wanted to know if I was a Bull/mistress. I don't know why, but here is the chat.

Spoiler:

He slammed the door on me. Sad

Second attempt was no better. It was someone conducting a survey to see if anyone knew American Sign Language. (There are a lot of people doing that on here for some reason.) Here is that chat.
Spoiler:

Once again, another slammed door.

My third attempt was interesting. The person I was chatting with seemed to have a slight interest in the life of Jesus Christ. So I told him a great story!

Spoiler:

I don't know what kind of drink "power" is. Must be 4loko. Another door slammed....

Fourth attempt made me begin to lose hope in my cause. A male bull somehow got a hold of a computer and could even type!
Spoiler:
He was also not interested in Jesus. Sad

I was fed up, no one wanted to know about the life of Jesus. I decided to bring myself together and give it one more go:

Spoiler:

SUCCESS! SOMEONE SAVED! I can now sleep at night!

Fuck yeah.

Yeah.

Hm.
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Post by 1Pantsu on August 10th 2011, 2:47 am

Jesus was a tsundere. just putting it out there.
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Post by ozzym8 on August 10th 2011, 2:50 am

lol
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Post by Icky Sticky Love on August 10th 2011, 3:04 am

Jesus is from middle east.
All pictures of him are white.
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
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Post by Erik on August 10th 2011, 3:15 am

1Pantsu wrote:Jesus was a tsundere. just putting it out there.
You're thinking religious Jesus.

I'm thinking Jesus (HEY ZEUS!)
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Post by black_pearl on August 10th 2011, 8:28 am

That just made me lol.

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Post by le reddit maymays on August 10th 2011, 12:46 pm

>Omegle

Blow me

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Post by Erik on August 10th 2011, 9:28 pm

Fuck The World wrote:>Omegle

Blow me

It's fucking funny to see all these horny idiots.
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Post by Erik on August 10th 2011, 9:29 pm

Omegle is like chatting with a bunch of people exactly like D34THROW.
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Post by Yuki on August 10th 2011, 9:54 pm

LOL i tried this right now.

got so many laughs.

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Post by Erik on August 10th 2011, 10:04 pm

It's pretty fun actually...
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Post by Yuki on August 10th 2011, 10:11 pm

it is it is.
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Post by Erik on August 10th 2011, 10:14 pm

Shall I post this on Reddit? Unsure if worthy.
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Post by Yuki on August 10th 2011, 10:14 pm

not till u get moar screenies? iunno ur choice.
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Post by Erik on August 10th 2011, 10:18 pm

I should get more...
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Post by Erik on August 10th 2011, 10:34 pm

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/jf910/posing_as_a_jehovahs_witness_on_omegle/

I should have said there was an album inside, but whatever. If it gets lost in the depths of other submissions, I couldn't care less.
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