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over9000 Windows 7 Fixes

Post by le reddit maymays on July 30th 2011, 4:09 am

Fixing this pile of shit one step at a time bitches.
I'll update when I fucking feel like it, fuck you.

First, update all of your fucking drivers faggots. If you have 64 bit windows, get fucking 64 bit drivers.

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1. Run > 'msconfig' > Boot tab
2. Check No GUI boot
3. Set timeout to 3 seconds
4. Advanced...
5. Number of processors, all in.
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1. Run > 'msconfig' > Startup tab
2. Disable shit you don't need on startup. If you don't know what it is, leave it alone.
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1. Run > 'services.msc'
2. Disable the following by right clicking and selecting properties. Stop them if they are already running as well. Read what they do first, but in most cases the following are useless.
**Computer Browser, Distributed Link Tracking Client, IKE and AuthIP IP Keying Modules, Offline Files, Remote Registry, Tablet PC Input Service, Windows Error Reporting, Workstation, Windows Search**
3. If you want to, disable other stuff. READ WHAT THEY FUCKING DO FIRST.
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1. Run > 'regedit'
2. HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control
3. Change WaitToKillServiceTimeOut to 3000.
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1. My Computer > Right click on drive > Properties > disable indexing (near bottom).
2. Wait. This shit takes a while. If it didn't, you're doing it wrong.
3. Right click on the fucking orb > properties > customize...
4. Deselect Search Programs and Control Panel, select Don’t Search in the selection of Search other files and Libraries.
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1. Control Panel > Programs and Features > Turn Windows Features On and Off
2. Disable most of that shit. What you leave on is up to what you use.
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0. Only do this one if you're the only one using the computer.
1. Run > 'netplwiz'
2. Turn off the blah blah faggot must enter a password checkbox near the top.
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1. Control Panel > User Accounts > Change User Account Control Settings
2. Slider to bottom.
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1. Control Panel > System > System Protection > Configure
2. Turn it off, slider to far left.
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Re: over9000 Windows 7 Fixes

Post by Lenfried on July 30th 2011, 12:37 pm

Fuck The World wrote:
1. Run > 'regedit'
2. HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control
3. Change WaitToKillServiceTimeOut to 3000.
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1. My Computer > Right click on drive > disable indexing (near bottom).


Can't find these
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Re: over9000 Windows 7 Fixes

Post by le reddit maymays on July 30th 2011, 4:02 pm

反魂蝶 wrote:
Fuck The World wrote:
1. Run > 'regedit'
2. HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control
3. Change WaitToKillServiceTimeOut to 3000.
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1. My Computer > Right click on drive > disable indexing (near bottom).


Can't find these

You blow @ computers.

Properties first on the second one, first one I have no fucking idea why you cant find it.

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Re: over9000 Windows 7 Fixes

Post by zirrick on July 30th 2011, 4:30 pm

thanks.

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Re: over9000 Windows 7 Fixes

Post by Lenfried on July 30th 2011, 5:11 pm

Fuck The World wrote:
反魂蝶 wrote:
Fuck The World wrote:
1. Run > 'regedit'
2. HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control
3. Change WaitToKillServiceTimeOut to 3000.
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1. My Computer > Right click on drive > disable indexing (near bottom).


Can't find these

You blow @ computers.

Properties first on the second one, first one I have no fucking idea why you cant find it.

There's still a list of folders after \Control
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Re: over9000 Windows 7 Fixes

Post by 1Pantsu on July 30th 2011, 5:26 pm

Fuck The World wrote:
1. Run > 'msconfig' > Startup tab
2. Disable shit you don't need on startup. If you don't know what it is, leave it alone.
are you sure you didn't mean to say:
2. Disable shit you don't need on startup. If you don't know what it is, FIND OUT WHAT IT FUCKING IS, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.
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Re: over9000 Windows 7 Fixes

Post by le reddit maymays on July 30th 2011, 5:55 pm

反魂蝶 wrote:
Fuck The World wrote:
反魂蝶 wrote:
Fuck The World wrote:
1. Run > 'regedit'
2. HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control
3. Change WaitToKillServiceTimeOut to 3000.
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1. My Computer > Right click on drive > disable indexing (near bottom).


Can't find these

You blow @ computers.

Properties first on the second one, first one I have no fucking idea why you cant find it.

There's still a list of folders after \Control

It's just in the control folder. Not one of the subfolders.

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Re: over9000 Windows 7 Fixes

Post by Lenfried on July 30th 2011, 6:00 pm

Found it with ctrl+f

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