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Post by Nett[le]s on August 30th 2012, 9:59 pm

Old guide, Ego wanted to see.

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Okay fags. So I heard you want some MYST-N cases or some shit, and don’t want to spend some fucking money on this faggot ass game.
I also herd u b10w@surv3ys. SO I R HERE TO HELPZ KKK
First, get Firefox if you don’t have it. Download here:
http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/personal.htm
Next, get the addon called LastPass:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/8542/
Now get the addon called Greasemonkey:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748/
Now get the Greasemonkey plugin called Just say NO!
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/49348
OK faggot, you’re now set to be ubar waagul prah on these surveyz.

STEP FUCKING ONE:

Set up your fake identity.
http://www.fakenamegenerator.com/
This site is a good place to start. It will give you a good name to use for surveys.
HOWEVER: The address they give you is a fucking fake and gay piece of bullshit. Solve this problem by:
1) Easy method: use an old address that you used to live at.
2) Hard method: taking the generated city and street, putting it into Google Maps, and picking one address that DOES exist, and use that.
Also, the phone number that they give you is ALSO fake and gay. Solve this problem by using a 702 area code (Las Vegas, lol), and making up a phone number. Make sure that your fake phone number contains a 3, an 8, and a 9 so that shit looks legit.
Lastly, create a fake email address to eat spam, self-explanatory. Preferably Gmail.

NOW BE A FUCKING PRO AND INPUT THAT SHIT INTO LASTPASS, BITCHES.

If you have installed LastPass, there should be a red icon by your search bar in FireFox. Motherfucking CLICK THAT SHIT.
Go down to Fill Forms -> Add profile.
PUT IN YOUR ENTIRE FAKE IDENTITY, OGM HAX LOLOLOL GET ON CLIENT KID FAGGOTS OKOK

AWW HELL YEA NIGGA
And now, whenever you do a survey and have to fill in all your info, simply hit alt+pageup and LASTPASS WILL FUCKING MAGICALLY FILL IN ALL THE FAGGOT BOXES FOR YOU, OGM HAX. THAT SAVES YOU LIKE TEN FUCKING MINUTES PER SURVEY AMIRITE.

STEP FUCKING TWO

HOW TO USE THAT GREASEMONKEY BULLSHIT
Now that you have Greasemonkey installed with Just Say NO!, all of the MAJOR survey sites will be on the list for it to work on.
For sites it doesn’t work on, simply go to Tools -> Greasemonkey -> Manage User Scripts -> Just Say NO! -> Add
This will add the site you’re on to work on the script.
NOW WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT DO?
You know those annoying survey pages like with the big ass lists of mark YES or NO, and are a pain in the ass to click?

Yeah, this bullshit.

This addon fucking does all that for you, no clicking needed. And also, it will automatically press “skip” on bonus offers, so you can be a champion and not even have to touch your fucking computer and still get fucking money. Also works to auto-fill quiz surveys, awwright.

FUCKING RICH RIGHT



STEP FUCKING THREE

Gold, Silver, Platinum. Not just shiny shit that rich fags like. These are probably the biggest pain in the ass to do.
I didn't know how to do them before, but then I learned how to fucking hek like a bauss.
First come the silver fags. You'll get instructions, "COMPLETE X NUMBER OF SILVER OFFERS THEN GO ONTO GOLD, WHORE" or something like that.
Protip: you don't have to fill them out. Just click them and fully load them. Don't close them until you get your credit though.
Once those are loaded, wait a few seconds and move onto Gold.
"COMPLETE X NUMBER OF GOLD OFFERS THEN GO TO PLATINUM (or some of them just end at gold)"
Load them offers up, move to platinum.
"COMPLETE A SHIT TON MORE THAN X NUMBER OF PLAT OFFERS AND CLICK HERE TO FEENEESH!!!!!"
Load that number of offers up, but be warned: there will be 5 at least for platinum.
Then go to the Platinum offers page, but DON'T CLICK THE FINISH BUTTON. Reload that shit, and this popup comes up.

This is the popup that credits you.
DON'T FORGET THAT, FAG.
Then click finish and wait for your en ecks.


STEP FUCKING FOUR


Shit didn’t credit?
Send them a dispute with proof (a screenshot/confirmation email copypasta always fucking works, fags. Just saying) .
They usually will work. Peanut Labs works a bit differently, but fuck them.
GameCoins makes you wait 3 hours to dispute an offer, which is fake and gay, which is why I always do SuperRewards.

NOW GO FORTH AND SURVEY, CHILDREN.

NOTE: PrizeRebel does not allow offer disputes, but on the other hand, they ALWAYS credit.
NOTE: Download surveys on Nexon are always safe, but PrizeRebel ones often contain viruses. Use Sandboxie for PR.
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Post by le reddit maymays on August 30th 2012, 10:08 pm

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Re: How to Survey

Post by 1Pantsu on August 30th 2012, 11:01 pm

now the question is, is this Canadian friendly?
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Post by le reddit maymays on August 30th 2012, 11:07 pm

1Pantsu wrote:now the question is, is this Canadian friendly?

No one cares.

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Post by Suizide on August 30th 2012, 11:29 pm

Yea, Father.
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Post by 1Pantsu on August 30th 2012, 11:44 pm

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1Pantsu wrote:now the question is, is this Canadian friendly?

No one cares.
we have Canadian Geese, your argument is invalid.
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Re: How to Survey

Post by wat on August 31st 2012, 1:19 am

Them Netflix offers are good too if you have a few old gift cards laying around. Got like 3 or 4 to credit on PrizeRebel and Noxen offers. I used PayPal as payment and canceled after 4 days.

Each card only works once and will not credit on others if you use it again.
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