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Fuck The Police

Post by le reddit maymays on July 30th 2012, 3:53 am

They kick down my door. I have dragon dildos hanging from the ceiling just in case this day comes. They fight their way though the dongs. There are casualties. They bust down my bedroom door. I'm wearing a G-string backwards. I'm covering myself in olive oil, extra on my balls, playing with my nipples. I moan as loudly as possible YOUR MOVE, MR. LAW-MAN.

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Re: Fuck The Police

Post by ozzym8 on July 30th 2012, 3:54 am

son i am disappoint
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Re: Fuck The Police

Post by ファイト・フォー・ノード on July 30th 2012, 2:40 pm

ozzym8 wrote:son i am disappoint
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Re: Fuck The Police

Post by Nett[le]s on July 30th 2012, 2:47 pm

once again i am arouse
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Re: Fuck The Police

Post by RainbowPantsu on July 31st 2012, 7:59 am

I pull out my taser.
You start to scream "DON'T TASE ME BRO".
I taser your asshole 'til the niggers arrive.
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Re: Fuck The Police

Post by Ari on July 31st 2012, 12:17 pm

and then you woke up

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Re: Fuck The Police

Post by Iggor on July 31st 2012, 5:17 pm

and threw it on the ground
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Re: Fuck The Police

Post by RainbowPantsu on August 1st 2012, 1:41 am

gg.
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