Hipster 101 (A Guide by Erik)

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Hipster 101 (A Guide by Erik)

Post by Erik on May 30th 2011, 10:07 pm

For you faggots who don't live in Washington, or anywhere near Seattle (Hipster capital of the world). Here is a guide to show you what a REAL hipster is.

Part 1: How to tell fake hipsters apart from real ones.

ALL FAKE HIPSTERS LISTEN TO DEATH CAB.

Spoiler:

Hipsters wear cutoffs, not skinny jeans.
Hipster:
Spoiler:

Faggot(Myinty style):
Spoiler:

Hipsters have gauges (not always, but if you see a "Hipster" with studs, he's just a fag. Or a stoner. Or Myint.)
Example:

See how much of a tool you look like?

All you need is a pair of old style Elvis Costello glasses.
Spoiler:
Elvis Costello is the fake hipster god. (Though real hipsters wear those glasses too.)

Congratulations.
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Re: Hipster 101 (A Guide by Erik)

Post by Erik on June 2nd 2011, 1:24 am

Q_Q
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Post by Nett[le]s on June 2nd 2011, 1:35 am

I liked this thread before it was popular.
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Re: Hipster 101 (A Guide by Erik)

Post by Erik on June 2nd 2011, 1:38 am

Hitler wrote:I liked this thread before it was popular.

I liked it when it was popular.


Ironically, of course.
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Re: Hipster 101 (A Guide by Erik)

Post by Nett[le]s on June 2nd 2011, 1:38 am

This makes me a hipster Hitler, doesn't it...
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Re: Hipster 101 (A Guide by Erik)

Post by Erik on June 2nd 2011, 10:02 am

Adolf Hipster.

Kneegro had that as his steam name once and I lol'd.
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Re: Hipster 101 (A Guide by Erik)

Post by noy on June 5th 2011, 12:58 am

This what every kid wheres in my school. Oh yeah, don't forget about the high socks thing.

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Re: Hipster 101 (A Guide by Erik)

Post by Erik on June 5th 2011, 3:13 am

Noy2 wrote:This what every kid wheres in my school. Oh yeah, don't forget about the high socks thing.

They're fake. I doubt there are more than 10 real hipsters at your school. Just Californians tryan to pose.
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Re: Hipster 101 (A Guide by Erik)

Post by MaoDAWG on June 5th 2011, 12:50 pm

A lot of girls at my school dress like fake hipsters but they all listen to the same shit music as everyone else

There are a lot of fake hipsters in high schools, but they're different from college-aged ones in that they don't listen to really underground BS.
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