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Trojan Horsey

Post by PeachyPantsu on October 13th 2011, 5:09 pm

It sneaks there at night.

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Okay, so my friend, who acts like Kips, got a "back door" trojan horse. The hacker either remotely controls his computer, or its automated program.
So, it has like a random filename, which he should tell me, but anyway, he must turnoff his internet so the hacker can't access his stuff, or download crap onto his computer.
When he deletes it, it comes back. I searched some stuff up, and I couldn't find a virus name like his, but I told him to disable system restore in windows 7 to stop it from haunting him moar, and I haven't heard from him yet.
Any suggestions?
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Re: Trojan Horsey

Post by Avonue on October 13th 2011, 5:15 pm

Call Geek Squad
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Re: Trojan Horsey

Post by Alkasirn on October 13th 2011, 5:19 pm

Reformat. Any other suggestions would lead to you asking more questions D:
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Re: Trojan Horsey

Post by Erik on October 13th 2011, 5:41 pm

Backdoor =/= Trojan

But assuming someone that would be friends with you is a complete fuckwit. I would find the exact name of the malicious software and look around the internet for removal guides (beware, some removal guide sites are fake.)

There will most likely be a few registry things you will need to delete manually. This is the most thorough way to remove malware. If this does not work, reformat.
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Re: Trojan Horsey

Post by PeachyPantsu on October 13th 2011, 6:03 pm

ErikT45 wrote:Backdoor =/= Trojan

But assuming someone that would be friends with you is a complete fuckwit.
But, backdoor trojans are real. There were files from 2004? that were named backdoor.trojan.(b something).
Reformat is probably best because he doesn't want to mess around with that stuff.
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Re: Trojan Horsey

Post by le reddit maymays on October 13th 2011, 10:46 pm

Never call geek squad.

Reformat.

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Re: Trojan Horsey

Post by Icky Sticky Love on October 13th 2011, 10:51 pm

His "friend" got a trojan

Also, fuck geek squad. Those fucktards couldn't find your porn even if was labeled THIS IS MY PORN FOLDER on your desktop.
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Re: Trojan Horsey

Post by Iggor on October 13th 2011, 10:56 pm

Minty 3G.
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Post by Lenfried on October 13th 2011, 11:00 pm

I called Geek Squad once.

I lost my anal virginity
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Re: Trojan Horsey

Post by Erik on October 13th 2011, 11:09 pm

HONORABRE CHAIRMAN wrote:His "friend" got a trojan

Also, fuck geek squad. Those fucktards couldn't find your porn even if was labeled THIS IS MY PORN FOLDER on your desktop.

HAHAHAHA I HAVE A FOLDER CALLED "MY PORN FOLDER"!!!!

But it has music in it.
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Re: Trojan Horsey

Post by Icky Sticky Love on October 13th 2011, 11:12 pm

ErikT45 wrote:
HONORABRE CHAIRMAN wrote:His "friend" got a trojan

Also, fuck geek squad. Those fucktards couldn't find your porn even if was labeled THIS IS MY PORN FOLDER on your desktop.

HAHAHAHA I HAVE A FOLDER CALLED "MY PORN FOLDER"!!!!

But it has music in it.
My porn folder is called "NOT MY PORN FOLDER."
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Re: Trojan Horsey

Post by Erik on October 13th 2011, 11:25 pm

HONORABRE CHAIRMAN wrote:
ErikT45 wrote:
HONORABRE CHAIRMAN wrote:His "friend" got a trojan

Also, fuck geek squad. Those fucktards couldn't find your porn even if was labeled THIS IS MY PORN FOLDER on your desktop.

HAHAHAHA I HAVE A FOLDER CALLED "MY PORN FOLDER"!!!!

But it has music in it.
My porn folder is called "NOT MY PORN FOLDER."

My porn folder is System 32.

But I always panic and delete it.
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Re: Trojan Horsey

Post by Icky Sticky Love on October 14th 2011, 12:03 am

If you delete your porn, it speeds up your ram.
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Re: Trojan Horsey

Post by SF-Pantsu on October 14th 2011, 12:06 am

HONORABRE CHAIRMAN wrote:If you delete your porn, it speeds up your ram.
Keep your porn, and just download more ram!
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Re: Trojan Horsey

Post by Icky Sticky Love on October 14th 2011, 12:17 am

SF-Pantsu wrote:
HONORABRE CHAIRMAN wrote:If you delete your porn, it speeds up your ram.
Keep your porn, and just download more ram!
Imagine how much ram you could have if you deleted your porn and downloaded more ram!
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Re: Trojan Horsey

Post by 1Pantsu on October 14th 2011, 12:42 am

MK_48 wrote:I called Geek Squad once.

I lost my anal virginity
I called Kips once.

I also lost my anal virginity.
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Re: Trojan Horsey

Post by le reddit maymays on October 14th 2011, 1:10 am

>Downloading porn.

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Re: Trojan Horsey

Post by ozzym8 on October 14th 2011, 2:18 am

I called Kips once.
We had a nice friendly chat
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Re: Trojan Horsey

Post by RainbowPantsu on October 14th 2011, 4:31 am

bananaboat wrote:I called Kips once.
We had a nice friendly chat
me too it was about Penor though.
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Re: Trojan Horsey

Post by 1Pantsu on October 14th 2011, 5:48 pm

bananaboat wrote:Kips
friendly chat
NOPE
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Re: Trojan Horsey

Post by RainbowPantsu on October 14th 2011, 11:57 pm

Heres how to fix your problem.

1. Beat it with a stick
2. throw it out the window
3. Buy a new computer
4. ????
5. Profit
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Post by le reddit maymays on October 15th 2011, 12:09 am


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Re: Trojan Horsey

Post by Rizen on October 15th 2011, 5:15 pm

POLICEMAN wrote:
I was going to post that yesterday, but I knew you would.
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Re: Trojan Horsey

Post by Icky Sticky Love on October 15th 2011, 5:20 pm

Thanks marty chang!
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Re: Trojan Horsey

Post by PeachyPantsu on October 15th 2011, 10:16 pm

LOL.
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